riotproof Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) Dear woman in the swimming school waiting room, I am feeling very uncomfortable listening to the financial details of what I presume is the separation of your father from his wife. You look like a nice person, so I’m not sure why you need to describe her as a lazy, lazy, lazy woman. I understand that lawyers are very hard to reach sometimes, but I’m unsure why you wouldn’t step outside. It is incredibly difficult to tune you out because you are so loud. Sincerely, a woman who would rather read her book. Add yours. Edited February 23, 2021 by riotproof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seayork2002 Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear mobile phone walkers.You want to get killed walking across the road fine (not thinking about the poor sod that has to live with killing you) go for it, or walk into poles or supermarket shelves fine glued to your mobilesBut stay away from running into meFrom the person who if if it happens again I will stick it where only a doctor will dare to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meepy Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear upcoming generations,The addiction to technology has been at the expense of imagination, creativity, critical thinking and intelligence. It turns out that being able to access all of the world's collective knowledge has not enhanced your ability to analyse, evaluate and synthesise information but has decreased it. Please spend more time off your devices and go back to creating, thinking and contemplating yourselves. Realise that the ability to share thoughts has lead to a decrease in the ability to think independently. Seeing toddlers, children and adults walking along the street glued to devices, unable to function if they don't have access, makes me fear for future generations.Signed a teacher who has noticed a decline in imagination, ability to write, analyse, create - with each year being slightly worse than the year before it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Cat Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Dog Owner, If your yappy little monster barks through the entire night again tonight I'm lodging a noise complaint.Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloFlo Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Covid,Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozgirl Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 People in the qantas lounge - they actually have meeting rooms you can use for free to facetime your family, or while you are on hold (no need to put your phone on speaker) (Yes I used the lounge only last week and both of these happened) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear dog owners/walkers,When you bag up your dog poo at the dog beach, the point is to take it home with you, not to leave it lying around as a gift to the beach gods. Every day I bring home not only my dog's bag but at least 2 or 3 other bags.. Honestly, it would be better for you not to bag it at all if you are just going to leave it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaFoom Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Tooth,Shut up. You have been filled. You have been root canalled. The next step is extraction and surely neither of us want that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillFreddiesMum Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Big Boss of Woolies - you have raised the price of my favourite chocoate from $2.50 a block to $4 a block (in one hit). That is a massive increase and I am very upset that you have done this. I shall waddle my plus size butt to another supermarket and buy different chocolate thanks to you !!Dear Professional Firm - when you send any kind of written correspondence it is traditional to use Capital Letters - eg "Dear Freddie's MumWe refer to X Contract. Please find enclosed X Contract.Yours faithfully,Professional Firm".This is what we received:dear freddie's mumwe refer to x contract. please find enclosed x contract.yours faithfullyprofessional firm"They wrote an entire letter setting out important information including names of parties / dates / property details without using a capital letter once !! It made my eyes hurt to read it and I nearly cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic_marker Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Husband,If you know what's good for you, you won't misplace my chocolate ever again.Regards,Magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123tree Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Neighbour. Stop letting your three dogs crap all over the neighbourhood. It s disgusting. I am fighting the urge to collect it all and leave it on your doorstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123tree Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Turd kid that is bullying my son. I want to punch you in the face and if I meet you in the street I won’t stop there. I really am angry at you and I need to get a grip. Dear therapist,I need help dealing with my anger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic_marker Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Neighbour. Stop letting your three dogs crap all over the neighbourhood. It s disgusting. I am fighting the urge to collect it all and leave it on your doorstep. Dear [mention]123tree[/mention] Don't fight the urge.Just do it.Love Nike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ker Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear [mention]magic_marker[/mention] He didn't misplace it. He ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ker Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear [mention]123tree[/mention] Go one better. Leave it in his letterbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic_marker Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear @magic_marker He didn't misplace it. He ate it.Na ah.His bags would be packed.He knows what's good for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ker Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear @magic_marker He didn't misplace it. He ate it.Na ah.His bags would be packed.He knows what's good for him That's why he didn't admit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic_marker Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) TMI Edited February 24, 2021 by magic_marker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laridae Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Neighbour. Stop letting your three dogs crap all over the neighbourhood. It s disgusting. I am fighting the urge to collect it all and leave it on your doorstep. Someone did that to me once. Only thing was, it wasn't our dogs. They just assumed it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancti-claws Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear 16yoDeodorant That is all Strike 16yo and write work colleague and its my letter.It is always a toss up between requesting IT support and actually receiving some with the 50/50 shot of getting one of the guys who doesn't believe in deodorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuffed Olive Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Road User,This is a wide street. It is quiet, with hardly any parked cars. I cannot fathom why it was necessary for you to drive over the nature strip.Do not trouble to reply as I no longer have a functioning mail box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruitmincepies Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear Big Boss of Woolies - you have raised the price of my favourite chocoate from $2.50 a block to $4 a block (in one hit). That is a massive increase and I am very upset that you have done this. I shall waddle my plus size butt to another supermarket and buy different chocolate thanks to you !!Dear Professional Firm - when you send any kind of written correspondence it is traditional to use Capital Letters - eg "Dear Freddie's MumWe refer to X Contract. Please find enclosed X Contract.Yours faithfully,Professional Firm".This is what we received:dear freddie's mumwe refer to x contract. please find enclosed x contract.yours faithfullyprofessional firm"They wrote an entire letter setting out important information including names of parties / dates / property details without using a capital letter once !! It made my eyes hurt to read it and I nearly cried. The lack of capital letters is horrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redchick Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear 16yoDeodorant That is all Absolutely this!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearson Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) Dear 16yoDeodorant That is all Replace with 20yo. Personal hygiene in general. not sure what happened there, we're both really good at personal hygiene, well dressed etc. Edited February 23, 2021 by Pearson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernegirl Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Dear NieceI'm sorry I wasn't there for you.This is a letter I really wish I could send. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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