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I just created a chocolate hemorrage on my baby’s head


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Ok not a real hemorrhage, don’t freak out!!


But a story nonetheless.


So my 2 month old is always in the Ergo carrier because he apparently needs to be attached to me at ALL times (or screams.)


So I was eating chocolate (quite a bit. Um.) this evening while wearing him. #Mumthrills. An hour passed. Thought I could smell a weirdly strong chocolate smell still coming from his head. Took him out of carrier. Turns out a large piece of chocolate had fallen into my cleavage and melted itself all over his sleeping face. ALL OVER. This thick brown gloop. Gruesome chocolate horror scene that for a split horrific second I was convinced was blood.


Took lots of face washers and half an hour of screaming to remove. And now I’m worried I’ve laid the groundwork for a future cocoa allergy for him. (How bad would that be??!) Poor little one!


But hey, at least it was quality 70% dark chocolate!

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Lol! Glad no babies were harmed in this. 😂


I was breastfeeding newborn middle child who had woken right as DH and I were sitting down to dinner. I decided to multi task. I congratulated myself on doing so until he unlatched and I realised poor DS had a corn kernel in his nostril!!! It took a min to get it out too while I quietly panicked.

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